Pakistan Zindabad

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A Pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”


By: Ranjith, From: 9744543203

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