Urdu SMS

Khushyon K Is Pur Masarrat

Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay
per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK
dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua... read more
By: Karan

Husband Apni Wife Ka Janaza Le

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line... read more
By: Usman

Dil Behal Jaye Musarrat Se

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN
AYE GHUMAY YAR MERE PAS NA AA EID KAY DIN
PHIR MUJHE... read more
By: Mariyam Abbas

Mushraf Ki Niyatniyat

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle... read more
By: Andy

Eid Ek Saal Main 2 Times Hote

Eid ek saal main 2 times hote hai na...
Saccha pyaar zindagi main ek bar hoti hai na...
Tumhara... read more
By: Karan

Mujhe Sms Karo Aur Pao Bumper

Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka... read more
By: Mariyam Abbas

Principal Agar Koi Ladka

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine... read more
By: Ranjan

Mamu Chand Toh Raat Ko

MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,... read more
By: Bandhura

Maine Kaha Dil Rubausne

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne... read more
By: Wajeeha Akran

Teacher Tumhari Abhi Pitae

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to... read more
By: Brinda